defilerwyrm:

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

aka shit america would never think to do

and the more i consider that the angrier it makes me

WHY SHOULD YOU HAVE MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING FOR YOUR COUNTRY!?
- i just don’t get it. 
I need a good explanation for why this is a great idea. 

I’m not in the mood to exist

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

painttoolshy:

finding a fanfiction of your rare ship but finding out they got the characters wrong/it’s poorly written

aduhm:

tvspecial:

which state has the smallest drinks

MINISODA

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

consulting-sonic:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

WHY ARE WE YELLING

necrophilofthefuture:

shout out to slugs for doing everything a snail does without a helmet