awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

shialablunt:

porn comments

shialablunt:

porn comments

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80
did-you-kno:

A Walmart marketing campaign asked people to vote for the store location they wanted rapper Pitbull to visit. The promotion went viral as #ExilePitbull, and 70,000 votes sent him to Kodiak, Alaska. Source

did-you-kno:

A Walmart marketing campaign asked people to vote for the store location they wanted rapper Pitbull to visit. The promotion went viral as #ExilePitbull, and 70,000 votes sent him to Kodiak, Alaska. Source

cooldragonboy4000:

i just ordered dominos and they gave me this

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so i was like what the fuck and complained (literally how do u even eat this? tell me.) and they gave me another pizza and i was so excited to see how like perfectly constructed this next pizza was gonna be because wouldn’t you assume they would care more in order to Satisfy the Customer. well

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i am suing dominos and i hate america 

shavingryansprivates:

i never paid attention to peoples eyebrows until i started using tumblr