pianostandardtime:

some days

if u listen very closely

u can hear austria and switzerland yodeling insults at each other across the alps

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

memeguy-com:

Found this at my school

memeguy-com:

Found this at my school

radfrankie:

Never forget these lesbians..

radfrankie:

Never forget these lesbians..

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

image

is this a reaction or an example

ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google