if u listen very closely
u can hear austria and switzerland yodeling insults at each other across the alps
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Found this at my school
Never forget these lesbians..
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google